DB Prediction: VS EVERYONE royale

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“Wait what the fuck happened to Batman vs Moon Knight?”

-everyone (or more accurately like 3 people who would care to ask)


Ever seen one of those Tik Tok vs edits? Where they say shit like Alien X could solo Marvel and DC because he can destroy 2*10^100 universes with their evidence being that somebody else said it. I just wanted to bring that up because it’s been on my mind for a while. Oh wait, yeah, the idea of “soloing” has been around as long as losers (like us) who argue about fictional fights between fictional characters. But these four are the solo-est of the soloers, they can solo anybody, but between the soloers who can probably solo you (the reader, yes they know where you live), who is the solo-est soloer of the soloing lone solos!

Tired of the word solo yet?


Goku from Ultimate Cartoon Fighting’s Goku vs Everybody saga

Mario from Mario vs Everybody.

Batman from Batman vs Everyone (Great job on fucking up the naming scheme 8 year old Diamond Bolt)

And Mr. Rogers from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!


Goku

Goku was the Ultimate Warrior and was chosen to fight in Ultimate Cartoon Fighting, his opponent was Plankton who decided that since Goku was too strong he would host an event focusing on gathering the strongest warriors to try to defeat Goku with a million dollar reward. Tho it was all ultimately a free money generator scheme by Plankton


Mario

The Evil Bowser was foiled by Mario once again, so he came up with a new plan, if he can’t beat Mario he will have fighters from other universes come in and try to defeat Mario and if they did they “might win something special” (exact quote), so Mario in his white void of nothingness he was banished into  Now he just has to live with people coming for his head while he reads his book or something, most of them always go down in 1 hit anyway, followed by explosion.jpeg 


Batman

The 4 main villains of the universe conspired with each other, Dr. Eggman, The Joker, Bowser, and Dr Wily. They decided to create a mind control satellite, which mind controlled EVERYONE minus Batman, cause he was little diamond bolt’s favorite. Now he is left to go kick everyone’s shins all over the course of a powerpoint presentation.  


Mr. Rogers 

We have no idea why he decided to participate in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate destiny, he just kinda entered and won


Equipment 


Goku

Coins

Obtained when he got Mario Up Special’d

Used to crush Mario flat to 8-bits


Mario

Mushroom

Heals Mario

Can also make his thoughts bigger???


Fire Flower

Mario’s main projectile attack, with it he can shoot slow ass fireballs that cause an explosion.jpeg to any person who gets hit by them 


Hammer

Mario’s main actual weapon, a gold hammer he can use to wack foes or projectiles away

 

Bomb

Stored in his ass

Also causes explosion.jpeg


Sonic speed shoes

Shoes that gives him speed on par with Sonic, but given Season 4 is never happening I doubt we will get a good gauge on said speed


Clone Flower

Mario popped a flower when fighting Naruto, he summoned 5 clones and they still blew up when fighting Naruto’s 3 

conclusion: they weak as fuck


Cape feather

Grants him a cape that allows him to fly, tho he seems capable of creating a cape without a feather


Hammer flower

Allows him to throw hammers


Boxes…. filled with explosives 

Why are these just randomly in a white void


Mega mushroom

Allows Mario to massively grow in size 


Smart bomb

This basically

managed to fucking Star KO Ness when he was at 0%


Light Mushroom

When Mario fought Slenderman, he used this to see better in pitch black darkness


Boomerang flower

Allows Mario to throw boomerangs


Thunder Flower

Allows Mario to summon big bolts of lighting


Empty Pokeball

Can be used to catch Pokemon


Power Star

Grants temporary invincibility 


Tanooki Leaf

Grants Mario a tanooki suit capable of turning into stone


Ice Flower

Capable of freezing enemies in ice chunks  


What the fuck is this

No like seriously what is this, what fanon page did this guy take this from 


1-up Mushroom

Revives Mario

Reportedly has 100 of them (tho lost an unknown amount to Light Yagami, probably lost a good bit given Light kept on writing Mario’s name for an hour)


Explosive Carrots

Why


F.L.U.D.D

It shoots water, a whole lot of it


Iron Mushroom

Turns mario body into metal


Wing Cap

Allows mario to fly via adding wings to his hat


Golden Flower

Turns Mario’s body to gold, and shoot golden fireballs, which upon contact will spawn a bunch of coins


Rock form

Allows mario to erect a layer of rock around his body, tho it can be broken (heh, erect)


Flying squirrel form

Allows Mario to fly (hence the name I had to come up)


Rabbit’s foot

It protects Mario from bad things, in specific scenarios, like fending off Jason Vorheese? It works fine but then it doesn’t stop a bomb from going off. It’s as dodgy as a white van basically  


Batman

Explosive Batarang 

Imagine instead of a boomerang coming back it detonated like C4

And that enough can cause a huge huge explosion 


Kryptonite ring

Only if Superman were here, then Batman could get use out of this


Grappling hook

Can grapple from place to place, yet Batman still can’t grapple with the fact his parents are dead


“smoke-tear-gas-sleep-whatever” grenade 

Despite the name, this is a very simple sleep grenade, that releases gas that can put enemies to sleep and it works every time


Wily’s mobile thing

Also stole this after what I assume was beating the shit out of Wily, it can fly and has a teleport button

However it seems to be a randomized teleport button given Batman has no clue on where it takes him


Eggman’s giant mech

Batman stole this piece of art from Eggman after putting him to sleep

Fire it’s fist

It can fire lasers

It was able to bitchslap godzilla

Fucking crushed the whole big space laser satellite into a smaller flattened version of itself 

And made a trip from the mind control satellite to earth in about 8 seconds 

Now given that for the satellite to accomplish a world wide transmission it most likely was 22,300 miles away from earth (like most Communication satellites)

This would be about 10,035,000 mph or about Sub-Relativistic


Mr. Rogers 

Sword

Goes swoosh, swish, seeh, and all other types sword sounds


Blood stained sweater

Comfy tho the stains kinda ruin it


AP

Goku

-Implied to have defeated Spongebob, who survived Jake’s self destruct attack which was able to create this huge ass crater 

The size of the crater alone would get large town-city, however if we assume it destroyed the earth’s surface it could be multi continental

(Thanks to Kool for helping us with this, if you disagree and want to argue with him then know his real name is Maximus Williams and he lives on 17609 Redland Rd, Derwood, MD 20855)

-Launched the Hulk into the air with a single blow (Super Saiyan 2)

-One shot most opponents (Super Saiyan)

-Could reduce numerous contestants to ash with ki and lightning (Candace, Annoying Orange, Pikachu, Thor, et cetera)

-Crushed Optimus Prime into a cube

-Going back to the Spongebob crater thing, Finn matched Spongebob in a 1v1 (Spongebob said so himself). However in base form, Goku denied Finn a chance to fight him because he is a noodle arm little boy, and given how the scene plays out it can be inferred that Goku would have wiped the floor with him. This means you can scale Base Goku to the Spongebob crater feat

-Could blow Jake the Dog apart from the inside by powering up (vore moment)

-Defeated Super Saiyan 4 (Skips)

-Pushed Galactus back into a wormhole (Goskips)

-Skips could defeat Galactus, who “turned the planet into a barren wasteland” (multi continental)


Mario

-Can launch people with his punches

-His fire flowers and explosives can create explosions usually capable of KO’ing the opponent

-Can launch opponents into the air with his punches 

-Given he can hurt people who can hurt him. His AP is most likely comparable to his Durability

-most characters he fights he can typically knock out in 1 hit 

 


Batman

-Implied to have beat the shit out of Dr. Wily

-Can throw Raphael 

-The whole “can damage people who can damage him so his AP equals dura” spill, man i wished there was a way to make repetition entertaining 


Mr. Rogers

-Can impale himself

-Can also possibly stab others

-Scaling chain go!

On screen Mr. Rogers hasn’t been shown to kill or have feats, but because he technically won the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny we have chosen to scale him to the best feats we have found in the animation and lyrics
-We see that a hooded figure was able to tear C3PO apart

-a building was shown to have crumbled to dust, we don’t know who actually did the feat but it was probably Godzilla. 

-Godzilla can push a building, with Optimus Prime being able push it back into place 

- Chuck Norris can deliver a kick that can shatter bones

-Chuck crushed Bruce’s head between his thighs (I know some people who are into that)

- could probably kick your ass

 

Speed


Goku

-Trip up Sonic who was creating after images 

Even did the same thing when Sonic turned Super

-Can Block Superman’s Heat Vision 

-Can dodge Superman’s heat vision 

-Has done this before in the Goku vs Superman PSA

Which given they show properties of light (straightness, burning on contact, resemble other lasers in UCF) show they are most likely light speed, and Goku is shown faster than them 

-Is stated to be faster than a speeding bullet

-React to pikcahu’s electricity (normally moves at around Mach 270)

-His ki could rival Pikachu’s electricity

-Should upscale Perry the platypus, who dodged electricity from a pikachu powered Doofenshmirtz  


Mario

Can dodge lighting

What the fuck

Why is it consistent 

Okay so he took Pit’s bow, while Pit was using it, what

Dodged bullets

Dodged Astro Boy’s laser blasts 


Batman

-Can jump over Goku’s flying kick

For reference this Goku can create an after image

-Outpaced a bunch of minions

-Dodged fist from Eggman’s mech (as stated before this should be Sub-rela)


Mr. Rogers

(no image available, so take this video)

Upscaling from feats

-Jackie Chan could deflect a bullet with his wrist

-”Came out of nowhere lighting fast lighting fast


Durability

 

Goku

-Survived being electrocuted by Pikachu

-Was electrocuted by the electric group of Pikachu, Thor, and two other characters we can’t be bothered to look up who also have the power of electrokinesis

-Was not phased by Superman’s lasers hitting his palm for several seconds

-Survived and could still fight from a punch from Skips (better Goku)


Mario

-Constantly gets thrown at walls/rocks

-Constantly survives bombs going off in his face 

-Survived this explosion 

-Got hit in the dick

-Survived getting squashed

-Survived getting shocked so hard his skeletal system showed

-Survived getting decked by Astro Boy

Which using KE, the Karman line, and the jokes about Mario being fat gets us

101,608,319,021 joules or 24 tons (City Block) 


Batman

-Was still able to fight on after getting shot in the leg by Master Chief 

-Survived the mech crashing

Now comparing the mech to Batman, it is around the same size as Jeff Bezos mech

This mech weighs over 1.5 tons (1500 kgs), and was going at 10,035,000 mph (4486046.4 m/s)

Plugging this into the handy dandy KE formula we get

1.5093459e+16 joules or about 3.6 megatons (Small city)


Mr. Rogers

-Survived being stabbed in his chest long enough to dance around like a silly caterpillar

-Given the torn parts of his sweater, could survive scaling chain slashes (though no stabs)

-Shaq came back covered in a tire track after getting hit by the batmobile

- Indiana Jones survived the nut kick that could shatter bones


Feats 


Goku

On Screen: Defeated the Hulk, Optimus Prime, Jake, Super Mario, Popeye, Superman, Annoying Orange, Pikachu x2, Thor, two characters we still don’t know, The TMNT, Sonic, Naruto, Inyuasha, Po, Richard Watterson, El Oso, Monkey D. Luffy, Bubbles, Man-Arctica, Robin, Norm, Ren, Eric Cartman, Bloo, Candace Flynn, Gumball Watterson, and Tied with Skips and Galactus

Off Screen: Defeated Kirby, Spongebob, Fanboy, Underdog, Freakazoid, Bart Simpson, Mighty Mouse, Darwin Watterson, Perry the platypus, Kim Possible, Twilight Sparkle, The Tick, Rigby, Blossom, Danger Mouse, Zim, Gir, Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo, the Animaniacs (minus dot), Scooby-doo, Harely Quinn, Bugs Bunny, George Jetson, Butt-head, Mickey Mouse, Cyborg, Buford, White Pantera, and some green haired person I don’t recognize 

-Made Plankton some FAT STACKS

-Bested a blue hedgehog with sneakers (yawn

-Bested a yellow hedgehog with sneakers (OH SHIT)

-Capable of reaching his max potential

-Saved the world

-Created the wormhole needed for the Hunger Games to happen

-Would have escaped the white void (see before the verdicts)


Mario

-Defeated*: Mega Man, Luke Skywalker, Sonic, Naruto, Sora, Link, Homer Simpson, The TMNT, Mickey Mouse, Finn and Jake, Captain Falcon, Ness, Slenderman, Crash Bandicoot, Barney, Kirby, Batman, Rayman, Earthworm Jim, Ronald McDonald, Pac-Man, Banjo, Gumball, Bomberman, SpongeBob x2 and Patrick , Liu Kang, Goku x2, Fox McCloud, Spider-Man, Ratchet and Clank, Popeye, Godzilla, Shrek, Sackboy, Bugs Bunny, Mega Man X, Iron Man, Hulk, Hawkeye, Captain America, Pit, Charizard, Dig Dug, Chester Cheetah, Mr. Game and Watch, Inuyasha, Garfield, Ichigo, Sorcerer Mickey, Light Yagami, Angry Birds, Kermit, Superman, The Flash, Olimar, Woody, Frogger, Vegeta x2, Animaniacs, King Kong, Wolverine, Gambit, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Samus, Squirtle, Luffy, Mordecai and Rigby, Gohan, Piccolo, Samurai Jack, Tails, Sheik, Deadpool, Sub-Zero, Donald Duck, Spyro, Astro Boy, Saitama, and Jason Voorhees

*Some of these were with the help of Luigi

-Master of hustling 

-Weeb

-BASED?!??!?!?!



Batman

Defeated: Spyro, Iron Man, Kirby, Spider-man, Goku, Superman, Captain America, Wolverine, Ryu, Master Chief, Captain Falcon, Godzilla, Bowser, Dr. Wily, Dr. Eggman, and the Joker baby 

-Saved the Multiverse

-Able to beat Spider-man’s “useless spidey sense”

-Somehow managed to have the worse lines to ever read in a gravely Batman voice

-Managed to Rickroll Diamond Bolt 5 years later

-Master of pressing forward on Powerpoint

-Probably was an actual passion project for young Diamond Bolt, and took a lot of effort from him, so I would’ve felt bad for bashing if it wasn’t present day Diamond Bolt also bashing it



Mr. Rogers 

Defeated: uhhhhhhh we don’t really know the specifics we just know he should scale above everyone

-The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny lasted for a century. So one could say that He was fighting for a century straight 

-Made the rest see the better

-Won via pure skill

-Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny (the song) still holds up all this time later

-You know I never seen anyone ask why Abe Lincoln’s grave was in Tokyo City



Techniques, abilities and hax


Goku

Super Sayian Form

Standard power boost

Let him overpower the Hulk

Super Saiyan 2 isn’t really used at all sooooo


Super Saiyan 3

Only partially referenced before turning into…


Super Saiyan 4

Final stage Goku can normally access

Last stage the canon GokuVsEveryone!Goku can achieve due to breaking the cycle

Best power boost


Skips

“The only character you can’t beat, Goku, is you, Goku.”

Goku in a post-loss-to-Galactus timeline where Goku was forced to evolve into Skips

Skips intended to ensure Goku lost so that Galactus was never called to Earth and thus the entire sequence of the Goku vs Everyone lore never started

Not normally achievable, since Galactus is an outside factor… but Skips is still capable of teaming up with Goku and is technically a form of his

Has all the moves he used to have

Also shows quite a bit of patience and maturity compared to the normal Goku

Stat wise, could defeat Galactus, who left the planet a barren wasteland afterwards

Could no-sell and one shot Super Saiyan 4


Goskips

Fusion of Goku and Skips (duh)

Can grow giant in size

Can push Galactus back into a wormhole into a void of timelessness

Scared Galactus

Superior to Skips, who endured attacks and potency that left the planet a barren wasteland


Ki

Goku can manifest his ki into different attacks

A bouncy ki ball

A flat-palmed blast to destroy Annoying Oranges (doing God’s work fr fr)

Standard blasts and stuff


Kamehameha

His most famous attack, charge up to unleash a blast of ki

Like c’mon you tried it for sure when you were a kid


Flight

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Goku, in the air cuz that’s what flight is, idoit.


Instant Transmission

Useful to teleport plebs into different areas

Used to teleport Goku and Superman to what remained of Krypton and then back to the arena


Energy Lending

Can borrow energy from Gotenks and Gohan to improve his attack potency and power

Depends on them being there, though, so…


Fusion

Can force numerous clones or characters to fuse together to create an abomination

Can also fuse with Skips to create Goskips


Saiyan Spin

Not a real attack but, like, creative liberties + he used it twice

Can spin around to weaponize opponents and items around or on him

Used to defeat the TMNT when they grouped up on him

Can also redirect lightning back to its origins

-Can speak fluent Pikachu


Mario

Tornado Punch

Does a spin attack and then… kicks his opponent 


Rapid Punches

Has done it without his super form but it’s just as the name sounds, Mario punches his opponents so fast they look like his arms aren’t even attached to his body and are just flying at the opponent


Multiple power ups

Consuming multiple power ups at once allows Mario to switch between them, most notable example being when he first fought Goku 


Jedi Mario

A jedi form granted to him by Luke Skywalker

It gives him a lightsaber, doesn’t even come bundled with force powers

Most interesting thing about is that Luke gave it to Mario to make the fight fair, just for Mario to throw a bomb he presumably pulled out of his ass


Legendary Star form

 Was able to blow up a Volcano with his 

laser attack 

Traveled from the earth to the moon in 6 seconds (143,313,000 mph, or about 21% the speed of light) 

With his Big Attack was able to blow up about 75% of the Moon (multi continental)


Better Super form

Should be way stronger than his first form as he  was able to beat super saiyan blue goku and Vegeta with no help by Luigi, we are going to say this is a 2X power boost although the canonnicty of that is questionable, however we really don’t care at the moment. he also gains new abilities  and attacks with it 

-Rainbow Sword thing

Used it to unleash the most brutal death since Gaara vs Toph

Said this


Batman

Being Batman

No really, multiple things are just explained by him being Batman

Beat impossible odds? He’s Batman

Came up with a plan that shouldn’t work but does? He’s Batman

A mech falls at speeds enough to destroy a small city? He’s Batman

Bruce Wayne? He’s Batman


Pretty Smart

-Was able to learn how to pilot a mech in a couple of seconds

-Knew the way to beat Goku and Superman was by making them fight each other

-Tho sometimes he has moments of speaking out loud while trying to sneak around


Mr. Rogers

Has the unique ability to feel remorse


Weaknesses


Goku

-Can be a bit cocky at times

-Never could defeat Skips

-Had to get help from Gotenks and Gohan to beat a rat (what a pussy)

–Proves he can sometimes miss an obvious solution

-Has needed to rely on dirty tactics before (teleporting Superman to what remained of Krypton), so that could bite him back in the ass

-Not invincible nor infallible (Skips and Galactus could wipe his shit normally)

-Skips and especially Goskips are not normally viable (questionable to include, results will vary based on their inclusion)

-Zoidberg


Mario

-he’s kind of a dick

-Is really aided by plot armor alot, typically having to resort to dirty tactics or random bullshit popping up mid fight, example being when he would’ve legit died to Superman if not for random ass kryptonite popping up 

-some wins did come from Luigi helping him

-the damn speech boxes change from the good character and background to a plain ass font and color that is sometimes hard to see

-hasn’t escaped the void  

-Episode 28 is strangely missing

-contains one of the worst  Flash sprites of all time

Batman

-Just like his canon counterpoint, he is still human, and can get tired

-Stupidity can kick in

-Didn’t show Sonic which portal went to Mobius like a fucking idiot 

-Young Diamond Bolt got over his Batman phase

-Being left inside of hot cars

-Creator didn’t have matpat in his megazord Vs voltron animation


Mr. Rogers

-Prone to guilt (committed suicide due to the utter grief of slaying the masses)

-No known skill with his blade

-No powers or anything of note

-Is nothing without his blade

-Sweater cannot protect from stabbing

-Holding on by a scaling chain



Before the Verdict…


Goku Vs Everyone Lore


Okay, so this is gonna be a bit of a doozy.


Goku vs Everyone has a type of lore to it that gatekeepers specific attributes to specific scenarios. The basic gist is that Goku enters the UCF to fight cartoon characters like Popeye and Annoying Orange. Eventually, his fighting brings Galactus over, who wipes his shit, evolves him into a furry white ape-thing (Skips) and then Skips murks Galactus, leaving a barren wasteland of a world. Skips then laid low in a park, being an employee until he found a wormhole or time hole or smth to come back to before Galactus was called in by Goku’s might to stop Goku.


From there, Galactus is still called because of the anomaly between Skips and Goku. They try to stop Galactus, but their attacks don’t phase him. So, they fuse together into Goskips, who grows in size and pushes Galactus back into the wormhole he came from. Buuuut Goskips ends up in said wormhole.


This basically means Skips and Goskips aren’t normally available for Goku as options. It’s based on Galactus’ interference, which isn’t guaranteed anymore. But it also means the Goku vs Everyone lore became a bit wonky. Goku Answers Your Questions, the Goku Q&A, and the Vs Superman PSA are somewhat fair game, since they could at least fall in realm with the respective scaling of the verse.


Dragon Ball Z Extreme, however, isn’t possible. First, it’s before the UCF scaling chain came into existence, predating the level of power Goku needed. Second, it’s too much power than Goku should have. Galactus’ attacks left the world “a barren wasteland”, meaning the planet was still around. Skips was the one who was defeated, and Goskips is greater than that. Dragon Ball Z Extreme’s power scaling means Goku would be able to blow up the planet by powering up, but for UCF, that’s unobtainable.


Hunger Games Episode 6


There is preview material for episode 6 with the material even containing a feat of the villains surviving the wormhole exploding, however while we know Goku is meant to appear, we still decided to exclude the episode due to it never fully releasing due to very unfortunate events we will discuss later on.


Canon


Okay this is really just here in case people don’t know how people treat fan made character’s canon

Basically we mostly stick with the fan works, given that since each person’s interpretation of a character’s stats and stuff are different, and these works are already a non official interpretation of the characters, it be sticking your fan interpretation on another fan interpretation

That and these works often contradict canon so yeah (not like that’s a bad thing)

Also Mr. Rogers is a real ass dude, so like, why would we include his actual life in this debate

But for clarification here are we looked at for each character


Goku:

Ultimate Cartoon Fighting (Season 1) 1-8

Ultimate Cartoon Fighting: The Hunger Games (also referred to as Season 2) 1-5

GOKU vs SUPERMAN psa

ASK GOKU

GOKU ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS


Mario:

Mario vs Everybody Season 1

Mario vs Everybody Season 2

Mario vs Everybody Season 3

Mario vs Everybody The Lost Episode

Mario vs Everybody 2019/5 year special part 1

Mario vs Everybody- Friday the 13th special 


Batman:

Batman vs Everyone parts 1 and 2

Equista Invasion parts 1, 2 and 3

Fall of Mobius parts 1 and 2

Goku vs Superman

(or more accurately Diamond Bolt’s ‘MY OLD ANIMATIONS” 1-3)


Mr. Rogers:

The song “The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” by Lemon Demon

Animated music video by altffour  


Incomplete Series


Out of the 4 characters here, only 1 of them has had their whole story told, and that one was on screen for 27 seconds and his name dropped in a single lyric.

Basically

Batman vs Everyone

The greater saga it was apart of never got to end or even have an idea thought of for it

Mario vs Everybody

HunterxHunter ass hiatus (I never seen HunterxHunter)

5 years special? Never completed. Season 4 with Sonic and Mario? Not even a single episode. Episode 28 is just missing. The last video on the channel was 8 months ago for a reaction video PREVIEW. And I know this dude is still active, because he’s just retweeting on twitter. I know you’re out there man, what's going on 

Goku vs Anybody

While the Goku vs Anybody saga did end, it was very likely that Goku was meant to come back and play an important part in the Hunger Games, with us even having discussed Hunger Games episode 6 earlier.

 However, I believe it’s important to bring up why this series will forever be incomplete.

Toonsmyth, real name Michael Friedman, sadly passed away in 2014, he was 44.

We would like to thank him for all the greatness that he contributed to the internet

May he forever rest in peace

Verdicts:


Shimish


(It’s a Me)

Let’s get the obvious ranking out of the way 

Mr. Rogers while has the best song and the most drip def gets last.

Batman gets third because while he has the mental strength, unique hax and is cool as shit

He lacks the raw power to continue on.

Goku vs Mario is the main debate here 

Mario has immaculate power and could probably one tap goku seeing the potential, plus he definitely is more of a strategist.

Goku is just way faster and has unique counters to some of Mario’s Arsenal.

But the fact is that Mario’s super forms just outright beat Goku’s strongest and goku doesn’t typically fight like a hit and runner type.

Plus Mario hates goku so he knows to power up as early as possible to defeat him as fast as possible, while the Mario Goku fought was shit and goku might just use the same strategy again. 

Plus Mario’s blade attack should be able to one shot goku even in super sayian 4 

It was an interesting debate between the raw power vs speed 

And Batman and Mr. Rogers were solid contenders 

But the conclusion is that the winner is Super Mario



Studio

(Danganronpa YIIK: A Postmodern RPG is a mixed peak bag lmao)


I’ll be quick.


Rogers is last place, ez.

Batman has third place bc knockout gas is too limiting to rely on.

Goku Victims to second place.

Mario… win! bc Better Super Form AP, Goku’s cockiness, and the speed difference isn’t as bad as the power difference.


Plus Mario hates Goku so he’ll take the fight seriously from the jump. And he has experience with an actually skilled fighter. Goku’s experience with Mario will leave him lacking, Mario’s experience with Goku will leave him packing.


Goku might’ve been the Super Saiyan, but Mario was Super Duper.


Mr. Bob

(There are so many fucking scaling chains, I can use them as dental floss)


Aight so, this MU for some reason took a lot of brain power from me, and I don’t know how to think about that. Secondly, sorry if this wasn’t as funny as USA vs The British. Okay back to the actual mu at hand. So first to gotta be Mr. Rogers, he may potentially have a century of experience, and none of the combatants have ever met a Mr. Rogers. However being the weakest and slowest one here, with nothing to make up for it, leaves him in last place. Aight so next I feel like Batman’s decision to use the “okay but who would win between y’all” tactic may leave him in 3rd or 2nd place. Given how these versions of Mario and Goku act it most likely works on them. But even if he decided not to use it (and proceeded to die) or he decided to, our next topic would still be Mario vs Goku. Now comparing their Base forms its CB and faster than lightning for Mario vs at least large town and faster than light for Goku. Now to address the three things 

1. Astro Boys laser dodging???

To put simple, there aren’t any reason to believe these lasers are actually light speed, sure they may be straight, but that goes for most of the series’s blast because they were most likely made with the rectangle tool

2. 100 1-ups   

Well yes that is a lot, you have to remember that was the number before losing 4 of them, followed by Light just writing Mario’s name for an hour. The only reason he stopped was because he ran out of pages. This would logically leave Mario little 1-ups left, with most of my attempts winding up with less than 20 lives for the plumber. And given the speed blitz and one tap, those lives are gonna drain.

3. Mario’s legendary star form

Great and valid point actually, this form would give Mario more muscle, and more speed. With his “big attack” being able to wipe Goku off the face of the earth. However, not only does this attack have to charge, it's also non logical to scale the form itself to the attack (tho being non logical is kinda this whole blog)

Also since we are bringing up super forms, we should also bring up Goku’s

Which would bolster his stats

Now of course there is also the better super form to consider, however given the stats I feel like Mario would have simply run out of lifes before getting to that point.

There’s also the fact that if mario at any point used the clone flower, he would be screwed given Goku’s fusion technique would turn Mario into a ugly mess unable to carry on

Now what is Batman left to do?

Die

Atp in the fight Goku would just be able to kill Batman in an instant

Hell Batman getting this far is about rather or not he tricks Mario and Goku into a 1v1 against each other

And look, i’m just saiyan Goku would still come on top either way


Scumbag Steve

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My poor boy Mr Rogers doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell at winning

Surviving the ultimate showdown is impressive, and would mean that he has likely killed several weapon masters, martial artists, and superhumans in combat. But due to sheer vagueness we really can't tell the true extent to his skill. Stat wise he is only Building level to maybe CB if we wanna assume he massively upscales with questionable lighting speed scaling if we are generous. Only thing that outmatches everyone else is his Endurance, being able to fight for a century. But because he lacks superior strength, speed, durability, arsenal, and lack any abilities whatsoever they are last place

Batman is the next out in my eyes but even then he isn't exactly comparable to Mario and Goku. His sheer intelligence and ability to come out against impossible odds would come in handy and would grant him an easy victory over someone like Rogers who’s entire Bio is mainly guesswork. His strength and durability are not too great on his own and his speed can be matched and outclassed by Mario and Goku. His mech certainly stomps Rogers but Mario and Goku have more than enough power to leave it and the person piloting it as nothing but a pile of dust. His sleeping gas can come in handy but beside that the rest of his equipment is left fairly useless against the heaviest hitters here.

Mario definitely holds some decent wincons here. 1-Ups (even if he probably only has a handful) would still make it so if Batman or Mr Rogers even somehow managed to kill Mario once he would be right back to fight again. Not to mention his various explosives and powerups allowing him various abilities like turning into stone/metal, invincibility, summoning bolts of electricity, healing, growing in size, cloning, and shooting fire makes Mario arguably the most versatile of the bunch. Not to mention his Legendary Star form being able to blow up parts of the moon and move at over 20% the speed of light  would guarantee a victory over the others. But none of this really matter when we consider the clear winner of the bout

Goku just has so many advantages that I feel that any wincons the others have are unlikely to come into play. He blitzes and one taps Batman and Rogers so I don't think I need to go too deep with those two. But Mario is definitely a closer battle but Goku just has what it takes. He counters Mario’s electricity attack with his goofy ass spin move, and his fusion would make Mario’s clones his own downfall if he decided to use them. Could Mario’s Legendary Star Form keep up with Goku? Sure it has a powerful blast move that could take care of Goku and Mario even has a better superform that should be able to one shot Goku…If it wasn't for the fact that Mario can only do this with a blast attack. And even if you wanna assume its a light speed blast Goku can just casually react to it with little to no effort. Not to mention you could argue Goku could be even if not superior by the time he enters Super Saiyan 4 depending on how you wanna look at the Jake feat which Goku would easily upscales from even in less powerful states. Not to mention that Goku’s laser dodging is much less questionable than Mario’s more questionable feat. Goku may have some exploitable weaknesses but it doesn't matter when no one here has the stats to even scratch Goku at his peak. 


And with all that said let's shed a tear for those lost
Those poor bastards never stood a chance

Overall

Tally:

Team Goku-(2) Bob, Steve

Team Mario-(2) Shimish, Studio

Team Batman-(0)

Team Mr. Rogers-(0) (He won our hearts)

Sorry for another tie after the last battle royale blog was also a tie  it’s just that debating this has been a pain and honestly we couldn’t decide 


Goku


Advantages: 

+Fastest combatant

+Stronger than Batman, Mr. Rogers, and Base form Mario 

+Has unique counters to some of Mario’s power ups

+Base form Goku > base form Mario

+Fusion counters Mario’s Copy Flower

+Could use his fuse ability to gain more power  

+Would most likely win the BR if canon versions were used


Disadvantages: 

-He a dumbass

-Mario Super Forms > Goku Super Forms 

- Most of his hax fails in comparison to Mario’s variety 

-Can get cocky 

-Canon BR would require using the actual Mr. Rogers and like why would you do that???????


Mario


Advantages: 

+Strongest combatant thanks to Super Forms

+Best variety with his power ups 

+Is smarter than Goku

+Numerous lives gives him numerous chances

+Has ways of 1 shotting everyone else

+Has fought basically everyone here 

+Arsenal gives him the potential to outlast everyone else

+Would take the fight more seriously than Goku and try harder sooner

+ He hates Goku so he would reasonably go super much faster 


Disadvantages:

-In base form, weaker than Goku

-Can be quite a dick and a bit full of himself as well

-Most of his best feats use power ups 

-Is still slower than Goku

-Copy Flower is countered by Fusion

-Where is the rest of the series SuperAvengerMan


Batman


Advantages: 

+Smartest combatant 

+Has also basically fought everyone here 

+Being Batman could slightly increase his odds of survival and impact

+Could use his knockout gas in strict circumstances…


Disadvantages:

-Most of his best feats rely on equipment 

-Couldn’t even beat everyone smh

- Even with his equipment he is still weaker and slower than Mario and Goku in their super forms 

-But can’t capitalize on the gas most likely cause he is slower than everyone 

-Worst ERB verses out of all of them


Mr. Rogers


Advantages: 

+Has the best battle experience compared to everyone else cause the fight raged on for a century 

+Won the moral victory 


Disadvantages: 

-Everything else lmao

-Technically doesn’t even count for the mu’s theme 



Anyways here’s the totally for certain

Next Time


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