FourStoogesBlog: UPDATE blog
“We’re not fucking doing that”
~Shimish
“She is kinda bad though”
~Shimish also
So it’s been 2 years and we’ve made a grand total of zero blogs and zero notice. There’s probably one guy out there who thinks we quit making blogs and got so sad they put the fork in a toaster which to that one guy we are sorry. (except not really lmmmmmmaooooooooooo)
Now you might have been wondering where we have been. We are calling the release of our whereabouts “The Tyler Files” no correlation. Starting with
Scumbag Steve
(I still don't know why we scaled Pepsiman to Transformers)
After the tragedy that was our Discord vs Bill blog I spiraled into a fit of deep depression. Not a day went by that I was not appalled to have my name on such a terrible blog. After 6 or 7 months of this I ended up moving from Ohio out to the deep deserts of Pennsylvania on a spiritual journey. During that time I learned many things such as.
But when all was said and done I returned to Ohio once more and reconnected with Bob and Shimish online. Now no longer with the idea of doing silly vs blogs in our minds. Sadly however some sick and twisted individual had reported our dear friend Mr Bob to ICE leading to us splitting up as he had been taken to Mexico for 4 or 1 months.
After that I spent about 5 years abroad. I did everything. I learned new languages, I saw the sun set and I learned the pass code to watch the porn channels on my parents cable. Those three things and at least 5 other things filled up those years greatly for me. Until these two beta chuds came to me (the alpha) begging me to do vs blogs once again with them.
So we made a deal. They do all the work on the blogs and i take a large portion of the credit for myself. Along with all rights to use the name FourStoogesVsDebate if we where ever to split. Leading to the return of the blog that brought you guys the Rankin Bass BR and America vs Britian for some reason.
Mr. Bob
(Still a die hard Frosty the Snowman truther)
Tyler and Shimish called ICE on my ass due to me not buying them the Naked Homer Simpson Fortnite skin, very intense 15 minute conversation with some grey haired white guy who was wearing a Charlie Kirk (staring at us from above) branded bandana and hat while his white pollo had “ICE” written on in sharpie. So after he awkwardly shuffled into his Kia Soul and out of my yard, I proceeded to do better things with my life after cutting out those Naked Homer craving cretian I entered a golden era, I went to college, got hitched 5 separate times, wrote books, cured diseases, benched 1 ton one handed, wrote the award winning Scud vs Uzi blog, and so much more. But as usual Shimish and Tyler came crawling back to me, especially with my glowing achievements, however I have learned to be insanely humble at my own school called “Mr. Bob’s BADASS school for the smartest and nobody else” and so I accepted them back with open arms and an idea all of my own
“Hey wouldn’t it be funny if we started up 4Stooges again?”
And everybody clapped, way better than their idea of doing prediction blogs for Deadliest Warrior, let me tell you a little secret, I’m kinda the whole backbone of this blog, without me these schmucks couldn’t make a prediction blog for pee vs poo
Shimish
(I stand by my statements)
Bob got reportedly deported due to shitty friends calling ICE on him I wonder who could have done that. I have no recollection of who could’ve done that. For the record i was just playing video games while NOT getting angry at marvel rivals and guilty gear cause I would never get angry over video games especially black panther.
Where were we during 2 years of no blog update. Idk man it was crazy
Tyler got his name changed to Tyler
Bob got deported
Shimish was gooning in vc
*REDACTED* in a coal mine tragedy
Very sad stuff so while we are leaning from tragedy please don’t question us on any statement made it’s totally true
I just wanted to chill with life and be cool with everything cause I’m the only one in the group who could survive without someone because I was the leader of the group
But as usual I felt bad for my two minions/ cronies/ peons/ posse/ fans/ jesters/ people who just would die without my leadership because I’m like napoleon
So I heard their simpleton request to start the 4 stooges blog again. As I rejected this stupid idea they were quick to kick my boots and beg out “PLEASE MASTER SHIMISH, WE NEED YOUR INTELLIGENCE, CHARISMA, BRILLIANCE. Without you the blog would be finished on day -2!!!”
So I graciously accepted their trivial request. And had a great idea. What if we started the 4 stooges blog again. And they shouted “WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA KING SHIMISH, WE THANK YOU EVERY DAY FOR EVERY PICOSECOND OF YOUR PRECIOUS TIME,”
And that’s how it all happened.
LIST OF BLOGS CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION
Gandalf vs Dumbledore (February 3rd)
Two old wise men who like do magic or something I don’t know I never read Jujutsu Kaisen
~Mr. Bob, Shimish, but NOT Tyler his dorky ass read it front to back
Ben 10 vs Hal Jordan: The Rematch (March 8th)
You know what’s better than 1 Ben vs Hal?
Bugs Bunny vs Mickey Mouse (March 28th)
We spent 3 months on this, and a month of that was learning how much of a failure Multiversus was
Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin (April 21st)
Ash Williams vs Frank West (June 13th)
Curse you Henry Stickmin
Shovel Knight vs Shantae (October 31st)
EVERYBODY’S (as in you, myself, and everybody else) favorite matchup
And for our first blog back after years of inactivity. We are happy to bring to you as a christmas special. Batman from DC Comics vs Moon Knight from Marvel Comics
Watch the amazing trailer made for it here
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